Lady boss said dress sexier so I’m wearing… | Family Feud

Lady boss said dress sexier so I’m wearing… | Family Feud


HEH HEH! TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD, FELLAS. HERE WE GO. NAME SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT WEAR TO WORK IF HIS FEMALE BOSS TOLD HIM TO DRESS SEXIER. KEONTÉ: A THONG. STEVE: A THONG. [CHEERING] JAY: SPEEDO. STEVE: SPEEDO. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] SCHELL FAMILY: PLAY, PLAY. KEONTÉ: WE’RE GONNA PLAY, STEVE. STEVE: WE GONNA PLAY. LET’S GO. KEONTÉ: WHOO! HOW YOU DOING? STEVE: ALL RIGHT. LET ME GO. “KEE-ON-TAY.” KEONTÉ: KEE-ON–THAT’S GOOD. STEVE: YEAH. WELL, INTRODUCE YOUR FAMILY. KEONTÉ: ALL RIGHT. SO ONE THING ABOUT MY FAMILY IS THAT WE ALL HAVE NICKNAMES, SO I’M SMOKEY. THIS IS MY BROTHER DAVID. WE CALL HIM JUNE BUG. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS MY SISTER-IN-LAW RISHAWN. WE CALL HER FABULOUS. THIS IS MY BROTHER DARNELL. WE CALL HIM BIG NELL. DAVID: BIG NELL. KEONTÉ: AND THIS IS MY BROTHER DION. WE CALL HIM ROCKET, AND TODAY’S HIS BIRTHDAY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: NICE TO MEET YOU, BROTHER. LET’S PLAY. ALL RIGHT, DAVID. NAME SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT WEAR TO WORK ‘CAUSE HIS FEMALE BOSS TOLD HIM TO DRESS SEXIER. DAVID: STEVE, I’M GONNA GO WITH A MUSCLE TEE. STEVE: A MUSCLE TEE. KEONTÉ: YES, YES, THAT’S IT. DAVID: YEAH! RISHAWN: ALL RIGHT! STEVE: HEY, RISHAWN. RISHAWN: HI! STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT WEAR TO WORK IF HIS FEMALE BOSS TOLD HIM TO DRESS SEXIER. RISHAWN: HE’S GONNA SHOW HIS LEGS IN SOME SEXY SHORTS, STEVE. STEVE: SOME SHORTS. RISHAWN: YES! YES! WHOO! WHOO! GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB. ALL RIGHT. STEVE: BUT SOME BOOTY SHORTS. RISHAWN: HA HA! RIGHT ON, STEVE! STEVE: FELLAS, I’M TELLIN’ YA, IT AIN’T GONNA BE SEXY, DAWG, NO, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR BOYS SEE YOU. THAT AIN’T GONNA BE NOTHING CUTE. YOU AIN’T GONNA WANT THEM BOOTY SHORTS ON. DARNELL? YEAH, WHAT DO YOU DO? DARNELL: I’M A BROKER. BEEN IN FINANCE FOR 20 YEARS. STEVE: OK. DARNELL: AND ONE THING ABOUT BEING IN–20 YEARS AND DEALING WITH BUSINESS, YOU BETTER KNOW, WHEN I SHOW UP, I’M GONNA SHOW UP TO IMPRESS, AND IT’S GONNA HAVE THAT STEVE HARVEY NAME ON IT. RISHAWN: THAT’S RIGHT. KEONTÉ: COME ON NOW. DAVID: THAT’S HOW WE DO, STEVE. THAT’S HOW WE DO, STEVE. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] DARNELL: YOU BETTER BELIEVE. YOU BETTER–YO, SEE. LOOK AT THE NAME. YOU SEE? LOOK AT THIS. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE SEEN IT ON ANYBODY ELSE, BUT– STEVE: NO, THAT’S FROM MY RESERVE COLLECTION. DARNELL: THAT’S THE RE–THAT’S DIFFERENT. STEVE: YEAH. DARNELL: THAT’S DIFFERENT. STEVE: YOU ARE–DARNELL, NAME SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT WEAR TO WORK IF A FEMALE BOSS TOLD HIM TO DRESS SEXIER. DARNELL: I’M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH A SUIT. RISHAWN: ALL RIGHT. STEVE: A SUIT. RISHAWN: GOOD ANSWER. KEONTÉ: YEAH! STEVE: DION, NAME SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT WEAR TO WORK IF HIS FEMALE BOSS TOLD HIM TO DRESS SEXIER. DION: SAY…NOTHING. [CHUCKLES] DARNELL: YEAH. RISHAWN: NOTHING. GOOD ANSWER. DION: NOTHING. STEVE: OH. DION: NOTHING. STEVE: NOTHING. [AUDIENCE GROANS] ALL RIGHT, KEONTÉ. ONLY ONE STRIKE. GIVE ME SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT WEAR TO WORK ‘CAUSE HIS FEMALE BOSS TOLD HIM TO DRESS SEXIER. KEONTÉ: I MEAN, SHE MIGHT SAY, “WEAR NOTHING.” RISHAWN: OK. OK. STEVE: YOU LIKE THAT? KEONTÉ: YEAH, I LIKE THAT. HA HA! STEVE: LIKE THAT. YEAH. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN. KEONTÉ: WHAT’S UP? STEVE: LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. [LAUGHTER] WHEN YOU’RE PLAYING THE GAME, I’M ASSUMING YOU PAY ATTENTION. KEONTÉ: OH, YEAH. STEVE: ‘CAUSE YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY, REALLY BRIGHT GUY. KEONTÉ: OH, YEAH. STEVE: SO WHEN YOU SAID NOTHING, WHERE DID THAT ANSWER COME FROM? [LAUGHTER] DID IT… KEONTÉ: IT CAME FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE. STEVE: YEAH. KEONTÉ: YEAH, THERE YOU GO. STEVE: KIND OF–KIND OF LIKE FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE. KEONTÉ: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. STEVE: KIND OF, LIKE, OUT THERE. KEONTÉ: UP HERE. STEVE: YEAH. YOU KNOW, LIKE– LIKE, UP ABOVE WHERE THE SOUND WAVES IS. YEAH. THAT’S RIGHT. YEAH. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? KEONTÉ: WHAT’S THAT? STEVE: ‘CAUSE HE SAID THAT. KEONTÉ: OH, HE SAID THAT? STEVE: YEAH, HE SAID THAT. KEONTÉ: YOU SAID THAT? [LAUGHTER] WOW! STEVE: YEAH. KEONTÉ: THEN IT WENT HERE AND WENT DOWN– STEVE: I KNOW. I KNOW, KEONTÉ. AIN’T NO PROBLEM. WE’RE GONNA GIVE YOU ANOTHER CHANCE. KEONTÉ: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. STEVE: NAME SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT WEAR TO WORK IF HIS FEMALE BOSS TOLD–HEH!–TOLD HIM TO DRESS SEXIER. KEONTÉ: HOW ABOUT WEAR COLOGNE? STEVE: WEAR COLOGNE. DAVID: COME ON, COME ON. [AUDIENCE GROANS] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, DAVID. TWO STRIKES. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL. THE OTHER FAMILY CAN STEAL. GIVE ME SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT WEAR TO WORK ‘CAUSE HIS FEMALE BOSS TOLD HIM TO DRESS SEXIER. DAVID: A BOW TIE. KEONTÉ: ALL RIGHT, GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER. DAVID: THAT GONNA BE DIFFERENT? IS THAT GONNA BE SOMETHING DIFFERENT? KEONTÉ: IT’S UP THERE. STEVE: WELL, WE AIN’T GOT TO WONDER WHERE YOU GOT THAT ANSWER FROM. [LAUGHTER] WHEN YOU AND DARNELL… [LAUGHTER] GOT DRESSED TODAY, WHEN Y’ALL WAS PUTTIN’ THEM BOW TIES ON, WAS BOTH OF Y’ALL IN THE MIRROR JUST GOING, “WHOO-OOH, DAMN, THIS SEXY”? [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] OH, YEAH. JUST TO MENTION, THEY SAID THAT TIE IS UP THERE, SO SUIT AND TIE, THEY GONNA PUT BOW TIE UNDER TIE. SO GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER. NAME SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT WEAR TO WORK IF HIS FEMALE BOSS TOLD HIM TO DRESS SEXIER. DAVID: I’M GONNA GO WITH NIPPLE RINGS, STEVE. RISHAWN: HA HA HA! DAVID: STEVE! [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] OLSZEWSKI FAMILY: GOOD ANSWER! DAVID: WHERE YOU GOING, STEVE? JAY: GOOD ANSWER! GOOD ANSWER! DAVID: WHERE YOU GOING, STEVE? RISHAWN: IT’S UP THERE. STEVE: NO. ASK ME AGAIN. DAVID: WHERE YOU GOING, STEVE? STEVE: WHERE I’M GOING? RISHAWN: HA HA HA! STEVE: OVER HERE ‘CAUSE THAT AIN’T FITTIN’ TO BE UP THERE. RISHAWN: IT’S UP THERE, STEVE. DAVID: IT’S UP THERE. IT’S UP THERE, STEVE. STEVE: IT AIN’T UP THERE. DAVID: IT’S UP THERE. RISHAWN: IT’S UP THERE. STEVE: NO, IT’S NOT! [LAUGHTER] YOU’RE WASTING TIME! STOP SAYING IT’S UP THERE! IT’S NOT UP THERE! NOBODY TOLD YOU TO WEAR NO DAMN NIPPLE RING TO WORK! [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] RISHAWN: IT’S UP THERE. DAVID: GOOD ANSWER. STEVE: NIPPLE RING. RISHAWN: GOOD ANSWER! [AUDIENCE GROANS] STEVE: ALL RIGHT, NAME SOMETHING A MAN MIGHT WEAR TO WORK IF HIS FEMALE BOSS TOLD HIM TO DRESS SEXY. JAY: STEVE, WE’RE GONNA SAY TIGHT PANTS. STEVE: TIGHT PANTS. MAN: GOOD ANSWER, JAY! [“FAMILY FEUD” THEME PLAYS] THERE WE GO! STEVE: NUMBER 7? AUDIENCE: BUTTLESS CHAPS.

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