Star Wars Family Tree


And so if he had gotten ahold of Rey, then he
would’ve raised her up in the evil, dark side of the force.
-Got it. And when I say got it, I mean not really. So I finally saw Star Wars, and I have to
admit, I’m just as confused as ever as to who is related to who, so Bekah is gonna do
a Star Wars family tree. Ok, so let’s start over here on the Anakin
side. I don’t know how to spell this. We also know him as Darth Vader, right? He was a cute kid here then became evil. Yes, prequels, originals. So he married Padme in secret, and they had
twins. Can you name them? Luke and Laura. So close. Luke and Leia. I don’t know how to spell this either. Have we ever seen Padme? Yeah, she’s in the prequels. That’s Natalie Portman. WHAT!? Padme! No way! Is Luke and Leia’s mom. I never knew that. See? That’s why we’re doing this. It’s so confusing. Here’s the problem, though. She dies in childbirth after heartbreak because
Anakin has turned to the dark side as she is going into labor. So instead of her raising them and instead
of him raising them, obviously. That’d be bad. Luke goes to live with Anakin’s stepbrother
which is Uncle Owen. Ok. And Leia is raised by Bail Organa. So that’s just adoptive stuff that you don’t
need to know. So where do we go from here? Because in the new Star Wars movie, there are
some revelations about who is related to who. Ok, so Luke did not have any kids or marry
because traditional Jedi code dictates you’re not attached to anybody. Leia however…. (traditional code) ….married
Han, and they had Ben named after Obi Wan Kenobi’s alter ego. Did not know that. Who later became Kylo Ren when he went EVIL! Who is now a bad guy in the latest one, latest
couple. So following after his grandfather’s footsteps. He’s very conflicted, too, I did learn that. He wants to be good part of the time, but
he’s really bad. Ok, so this is where a spoiler alert comes
in because on the other side, you have Palpatine, who started as Senator Palpatine. Very scary old guy, creepy. Mbleeheehh….thing….dark side Luke, that
guy. Became Emperor Palpatine, also secretly known
as Darth Sidious, the other member of the Sith that we did not know about until the
end of the prequels. I mean, we knew, but you know, we didn’t know. So at some point, I’m assuming in his Senate
career, he marries someone, and they have, I believe a son? Who we don’t know, and he marries someone. And they have a kid. Who is? Spoiler alert. It’s Rey! But here’s the thing, evil dude, right? Thankfully, his son and daughter-in-law, not
so evil. So to protect Rey from her evil grandfather,
they decided to sell her to people on Jakku, Sounds healthy, so she could live life as
a nobody. What? And they’re not evil? No, they’re good because he was hunting down
Rey because he knew that she was force sensitive, and so if he had gotten ahold of Rey, then
he would’ve raised her up in the evil, dark side of the force. Got it. And when I say got it, I mean not really.

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