Key & Peele – I Said Bitch

– HEY, HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT. – HEY. – HI, SWEETIE, THAT’S FOR YOU. – HEY, TRACE. HOW YOU DOING, GIRL? – CHECK IT OUT. – OH, MY. – GIRL, I GOT A SUNKEN TUB. YOU GOT TO SEE IT. – OH, I GOT TO SEE THIS. – ALL RIGHT. – YOU TWO HAVE A […]

Chappelle’s Show – The Racial Draft – Uncensored

GOOD EVENING, AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST AND MAYBE ONLY RACIAL DRAFT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY. FOLKS, THIS IS FOR ALL THE MARBLES. WHAT HAPPENS HERE WILL STATE THE RACIAL STANDING OF THESE AMERICANS ONCE AND FOR ALL. THAT’S RIGHT. AND THE CROWD IS HERE TO SUPPORT THEIR RACES. WELL, ROB, SOME OF THE […]

Neil deGrasse Tyson – “Accessory to War” & Arming Society with Knowledge | The Daily Show

-Welcome back to the show. -Hey, man. Thanks for having me back. -First things first. -What’s that? -Happy birthday. -Oh. This week is my birthday. -Happy birthday. -(applause and cheering) So-so, but everybody has a birthday every year, so just to specify, this is my sixtieth. -60? -Yeah. Yeah. -(applause and cheering) I-I’m the same […]

Cleopatra’s Little Sister vs. The World (feat. Aubrey Plaza and David Wain) – Drunk History

– So hello, my name is Lyric Lewis, and tonight we are discussing the other queen of Egypt. Oh yes, the queen that was scheming, thieving, thriving and surviving off of stealing her way from the bottom to the what? To the top. The other queen of Egypt. So our story begins in 51 B.C. […]

Who Is Pete Buttigieg and Why Is He Killing It in the Polls? | The Daily Show

First things first. A lot of people are asking, “How do you pronounce this guy’s name?” (laughter) It’s pronounced “Pete.” Okay? It’s like “peaches,” but you just stop, all right? Pete. That’s it. Oh, and as for his last name, we’re still figuring that one out. Pete Buddha-gah… Buddha-geh… Buddha-ged… WOMAN: South Bend Mayor Pete […]

Key & Peele – Das Negros

[doorbell rings] – [German accent] HEILHITLER. MY NAME IS COLONEL HANS MULLER OF THE S.S. AS YOU KNOW, WE WERE COMBING THE AREA FOR JEWS. BUT IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT TWO NEGROES HAVE ESCAPED, AND ARE HIDING OUT IN THIS AREA AS WELL. YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, NOW, […]

Key & Peele – Black Ice

[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00. I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT, WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW, 8 […]

InThoseGenes: Discover the Real You

– I wanted to find out who I am. – I wanted to know what makes me, me. (inspirational piano music) – And that’s why I used InThoseGenes to get my pie chart, to find out exactly who I am. – The most surprising result is that I’m 23% dumb ass who stands immediately when […]