Dividing the United States Into Independent Nations – The Jim Jefferies Show

At this point, America is so politically fractured, there seems to be no turning back. The great divide in American politics shows no sign of closing… or even quieting down. Man: A Pew study finds 81% of voters say they cannot agree with the other side on basic facts. Exactly! We’re all in our own […]

Who Is Pete Buttigieg and Why Is He Killing It in the Polls? | The Daily Show

First things first. A lot of people are asking, “How do you pronounce this guy’s name?” (laughter) It’s pronounced “Pete.” Okay? It’s like “peaches,” but you just stop, all right? Pete. That’s it. Oh, and as for his last name, we’re still figuring that one out. Pete Buddha-gah… Buddha-geh… Buddha-ged… WOMAN: South Bend Mayor Pete […]

Key & Peele – Das Negros

[doorbell rings] – [German accent] HEILHITLER. MY NAME IS COLONEL HANS MULLER OF THE S.S. AS YOU KNOW, WE WERE COMBING THE AREA FOR JEWS. BUT IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT TWO NEGROES HAVE ESCAPED, AND ARE HIDING OUT IN THIS AREA AS WELL. YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, NOW, […]

Key & Peele – Black Ice

[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00. I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT, WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW, 8 […]

We Need to Make Drugs Seem Less Fun – The Jim Jefferies Show

Welcome back! Ah, you couldn’t get enough of me, could ya? Seems odd. I’m not a hard habit to break. I could give you the phone number of several women who quit me cold-turkey. But a lot of people do struggle with addiction, and often they’re blamed for their own problem. It’s a tricky balance […]

Ancestry Tests Have a Lot of Issues – The Jim Jefferies Show

Welcome to “The Jim Jefferies Show.” I’m Jim Jefferies. And if you’re looking for the perfect Mother’s Day gift, look no further. Woman: Give Mom the ultimate gift of self-discovery with an Ancestry gift subscription and a DNA kit. What better way to tell your mother you love her? “Mum, spit in this tube. In […]

InThoseGenes: Discover the Real You

– I wanted to find out who I am. – I wanted to know what makes me, me. (inspirational piano music) – And that’s why I used InThoseGenes to get my pie chart, to find out exactly who I am. – The most surprising result is that I’m 23% dumb ass who stands immediately when […]

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC […]

Key & Peele – Country Music

HEY, ALL I KNOW IS ITS GOOD HAVING ANOTHER BROTHER MOVE INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. – HEY, MAN, IT’S GOOD TO HAVE YOU OVER. AND I THINK THAT YOU WILL DIG THIS. – ALL RIGHT. HEY! – HUH? – NICE GUITAR COLLECTION. – OH, THANKS, MAN. HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING? – YEAH, SURE. – ALL […]

Key & Peele: Competition in the Work Place