Dividing the United States Into Independent Nations – The Jim Jefferies Show

At this point, America is so politically fractured, there seems to be no turning back. The great divide in American politics shows no sign of closing… or even quieting down. Man: A Pew study finds 81% of voters say they cannot agree with the other side on basic facts. Exactly! We’re all in our own […]

We Need to Make Drugs Seem Less Fun – The Jim Jefferies Show

Welcome back! Ah, you couldn’t get enough of me, could ya? Seems odd. I’m not a hard habit to break. I could give you the phone number of several women who quit me cold-turkey. But a lot of people do struggle with addiction, and often they’re blamed for their own problem. It’s a tricky balance […]

Ancestry Tests Have a Lot of Issues – The Jim Jefferies Show

Welcome to “The Jim Jefferies Show.” I’m Jim Jefferies. And if you’re looking for the perfect Mother’s Day gift, look no further. Woman: Give Mom the ultimate gift of self-discovery with an Ancestry gift subscription and a DNA kit. What better way to tell your mother you love her? “Mum, spit in this tube. In […]

Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level – Key & Peele

Hey, as far as I’m concerned, this Saturday night there’s not even going to be a fight. I’m going to mercy kill this old man. Derek is very good person, but soon he will learn manners. I will torture his body so that he so learns to be humble. I’m going to dance around him […]

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC […]

Key & Peele – Country Music

HEY, ALL I KNOW IS ITS GOOD HAVING ANOTHER BROTHER MOVE INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. – HEY, MAN, IT’S GOOD TO HAVE YOU OVER. AND I THINK THAT YOU WILL DIG THIS. – ALL RIGHT. HEY! – HUH? – NICE GUITAR COLLECTION. – OH, THANKS, MAN. HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING? – YEAH, SURE. – ALL […]

Key & Peele – Airplane Continental

There you go. Excuse me. Oh, excuse me, sir. Are you sitting in 26G? Yes. Have I done something wrong? No, no, no, no, we just wanted to ask if you would mind switching seats so that a mother and a child could sit together. But I’m back there. Right, yeah, but you’d actually be […]