Key & Peele – “Family Matters” – Uncensored

– YOU–LET ME THROUGH. THIS IS BULLSHIT, GENE. – WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. WHAT’S THE MATTER, RICH? – IN THE NEXT EPISODE STEVE URKEL TURNS CARL INTO A GIANT SANDWICH AND ACCIDENTALLY EATS HIM? – HA-HA, BUT WAIT, THAT’S HILARIOUS, BUDDY. IT’S HILARIOUS. – COME ON! I’M AN ACTOR, GENE! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE […]

Key & Peele – Dicknanigans

– THEY’RE A STEP AHEAD OF US EVERY SINGLE TIME. – OH, ABSOLUTELY. – A STEP AHEAD EVERY– – DICKNANIGANS. [somber ambient music] ♪ [honks car horn] [crash] – NO. both: MM-HMM, MM-HMM. – [whispering] DICKNANIGANS. – IT’S AMAZING. [indistinct chatter] – WORMS! [somber ambient music] ♪ – DICKNANIGANS. – IT’S A DIALOGUE WITHOUT DIALOGUE. […]

Key & Peele – I Said Bitch

– HEY, HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT. – HEY. – HI, SWEETIE, THAT’S FOR YOU. – HEY, TRACE. HOW YOU DOING, GIRL? – CHECK IT OUT. – OH, MY. – GIRL, I GOT A SUNKEN TUB. YOU GOT TO SEE IT. – OH, I GOT TO SEE THIS. – ALL RIGHT. – YOU TWO HAVE A […]

Key & Peele – Das Negros

[doorbell rings] – [German accent] HEILHITLER. MY NAME IS COLONEL HANS MULLER OF THE S.S. AS YOU KNOW, WE WERE COMBING THE AREA FOR JEWS. BUT IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT TWO NEGROES HAVE ESCAPED, AND ARE HIDING OUT IN THIS AREA AS WELL. YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS, NOW, […]

Key & Peele – Black Ice

[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00. I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT, WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW, 8 […]

InThoseGenes: Discover the Real You

– I wanted to find out who I am. – I wanted to know what makes me, me. (inspirational piano music) – And that’s why I used InThoseGenes to get my pie chart, to find out exactly who I am. – The most surprising result is that I’m 23% dumb ass who stands immediately when […]

Key & Peele – Office Homophobe

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF? – WHY, YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC? – IS IT MUSIC? BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. – OH. I GET IT. YOU DON’T LIKE MY MUSIC […]

Key & Peele – Country Music

HEY, ALL I KNOW IS ITS GOOD HAVING ANOTHER BROTHER MOVE INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. – HEY, MAN, IT’S GOOD TO HAVE YOU OVER. AND I THINK THAT YOU WILL DIG THIS. – ALL RIGHT. HEY! – HUH? – NICE GUITAR COLLECTION. – OH, THANKS, MAN. HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING? – YEAH, SURE. – ALL […]

Key & Peele – Airplane Continental

There you go. Excuse me. Oh, excuse me, sir. Are you sitting in 26G? Yes. Have I done something wrong? No, no, no, no, we just wanted to ask if you would mind switching seats so that a mother and a child could sit together. But I’m back there. Right, yeah, but you’d actually be […]