THE ADOPTED SON – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

why did you buy all of that from the drugstore To mislead them! You really think that hides the six-packs of Viagra Of course they’ll know we don’t have sex anymore What do you mean? I think this proves we do have sex at least six times right? I think we should go see what […]

Kristen Bell Gets Naked and Afraid

– LET’S TALK ABOUT “NAKED AND AFRAID.” THIS IS A SHOW– HAVE YOU SEEN “NAKED AND AFRAID”? HAVE YOU HEARD OF “NAKED AND AFRAID”? – BEST. IT’S THE BEST. – IT’S PEOPLE THAT ARE NAKED AND THEY’RE JUST DROPPED OFF IN THE WILDERNESS. – TERRIFIED. – AND THEY’RE STRANGERS, AND THEY HAVE TO SURVIVE. – […]

Live Report – SNL

♪♪♪ >>>ACTION 9 NEWS AT 5:00. EYE ON TAMPA. >>GOOD EVENING. I’M BETH RUNYON. >>AND I’M JACK TRASK. OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT, PANIC IN DOWNTOWN TAMPA. A 70-FOOT-WIDE SINKHOLE OPENED UP IN A WESTFIELD SHOPPING CENTER PARKING LOT. >>ACTION 9’S NEIL McNABB IS LIVE ON THE SCENE, NEIL? >>THANK YOU, BETH. QUITE A CHAOTIC SCENE […]

Weekend Update: LaVar Ball on Lonzo’s Year – SNL

THE PEOPLE UNDER EARTH ( THE IMPRESSIVES ) – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

The impressives! Quick! We have to seal the hole and prevent more of them from coming up! Hot woman! The cement truck! They’re too many! Wait! Wait! Wait!! What are you doing?!?! The monsters speak our language?! I better speak it…I went through four years of Law school at Brown’s! What!? But I thought you […]

Ty Burrell’s Surprising Past

– WE HAVE UNEARTHED THAT YOU WERE A BOUNCER AT ONE POINT IN YOUR LIFE. – I WAS. – DID YOU LOOK DIFFERENT THAN NOW, OR WERE YOU– – I DID. I DID, ACTUALLY. – YOU DON’T SEEM– IT DOESN’T SEEM INTIMIDATING TO HAVE YOU IN FRONT. – IT NEVER WAS. IT NEVER WAS. I […]

GINGER PANTHER AND THE ALUMINIUM ISLAND – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

In an abandoned weapons factory on a paradise island in the Pacific Something terrible is about to happen, and the future of all humanity lies in the hands of only one Intelligence Agency, and this Intelligence Agency lies in the hands of just one agent… The sexy and daring, Ginger Panther Central, I’ve spotted the […]

JUAN MARINE AND THE WHALE (THE TRAP) – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

Miles away from the coast of Megalopolisville, way below sea level our three heroes find themselves in a humid and tight trap drafted by the sinister Turquoise Mollusk Juan, shouldn’t you be getting us out of here? Why? Because we’re in water? This is a trap, it’s supposed to be like that! That’s the goal! […]

BERNARD & FREDICK – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

Bernard? Are you here? Dick? Frederick Welcome to the cave! it doesn’t look like a cave… In fact it looks a lot like a wine cellar it’s because the other place that actually looks like a cave has no air conditioning and no wine That makes sense… I’d like to show you something if you […]

MIGHTY MORPHIN APPLIED FORCE RANGERS AND BOB – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

Guys the city needs us! It’s morphing time! Ranger Power Red! ! Ranger power yellow Ranger power black! Ranger power… Oh my god! I told you that would end up happening! What did you do this time Bob? What do you mean what did I do? I put the explosives far away as possible as […]