Minooka, Illinois’ Community Calendar

NOW, MR. OFFERMAN, YOU ARE — IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN YOU ARE FROM A SMALL TOWN IN ILLINOIS; IS THAT RIGHT.>>THAT’S RIGHT, MINOOKA, ILLINOIS, MY GRANDFATHER WAS THE MAYOR AND MY WHOLE FAMILY STILL LIVES THERE.>>Stephen: WELL, EVERYBODY LOVES WE LOVE SMALL TOWNS HERE ON THE LATE SH. I EVEN DO A SEGMENT CALLED […]

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

ALLDEMOHT. LET’S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE.>>AND IT’S LIDEMOOLDY.>>James: WE’VE GDEMOIRD SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP.>>I DON’T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT DEM>>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO SMOOTHIE. AND ADEMOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG. DEMO. SO DEMO YOU WILL BE GOING FIRST. I AM GOING […]

Dividing the United States Into Independent Nations – The Jim Jefferies Show

At this point, America is so politically fractured, there seems to be no turning back. The great divide in American politics shows no sign of closing… or even quieting down. Man: A Pew study finds 81% of voters say they cannot agree with the other side on basic facts. Exactly! We’re all in our own […]

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Will Ferrell

OKAY, NOW LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FOOD THAT WE HAVE HERE. WE HAVE, WE HAVE COW TONGUE, WE HAVE ANT YOGURT WHICH I’VE NEVER HEARD OF. WE HAVE FIGURE FLESH MEATS JELLY.>>DELICACY.>>James: RAW CLAM SHOOTER WITH VIENNA SAUSAGE JUICE.>>THAT’S A NICE TOUCH.>>James: YEAH, A GIANT WATER SCORPION. FISH EYES. JALAPENO HAM AND MAYO […]

We Need to Make Drugs Seem Less Fun – The Jim Jefferies Show

Welcome back! Ah, you couldn’t get enough of me, could ya? Seems odd. I’m not a hard habit to break. I could give you the phone number of several women who quit me cold-turkey. But a lot of people do struggle with addiction, and often they’re blamed for their own problem. It’s a tricky balance […]

Ancestry Tests Have a Lot of Issues – The Jim Jefferies Show

Welcome to “The Jim Jefferies Show.” I’m Jim Jefferies. And if you’re looking for the perfect Mother’s Day gift, look no further. Woman: Give Mom the ultimate gift of self-discovery with an Ancestry gift subscription and a DNA kit. What better way to tell your mother you love her? “Mum, spit in this tube. In […]