Whistleblower Mildred Mildew on the Royal Oaks Community Garden Scandal

-Lately — I don’t need to tell you that lately the news has been abuzz about the whistleblowers who have come forward with inside information about President Trump. And here tonight is the original anonymous whistleblower bravely addressing the public for the first time. Please give a warm welcome to Mildred Mildew, everybody. [ Cheers […]

Pictionary with the Meyers Family

-We are about to play a game of Pictionary. All of this is on loan from Jimmy Fallon and “The Tonight Show,” so we give thanks to them. And we do hope that we do them proud. Here are the rules. 30 seconds on the clock. We’ll each take a turn, then we’ll have a […]

The Meyers Family Tells a Traumatic Story Involving Seth’s Orthodontic Headgear

-This is a tradition — this is six years in the making. Four years — this is the fourth year of this other tradition. First couple of years, we had one kid — he could not stay up this late to be on the show. Now we got two kids who are too young to […]

Mishawaka, Indiana Community Calendar With Adam Driver

WE’RE BACK WITH ADAM DRIVER. AND, YOU’RE FROM A SMALL TOWN IN INDIANA, RIGHT?>>I AM.>>Stephen: WHERE? MOSMISHAWAKA.>>Stephen: DO YOU STILL THINK OF YOURSELF AS A SMALL TOWN GUY?>>YES.>>Stephen: HOW DID IT SHAPE YOU?>>MY FIRST JOB WAS AS A DISHWASHER — I’M TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF IT, BEEGER MANSION. I WENT TO BEEGER MIDDLE […]

Minooka, Illinois’ Community Calendar

NOW, MR. OFFERMAN, YOU ARE — IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN YOU ARE FROM A SMALL TOWN IN ILLINOIS; IS THAT RIGHT.>>THAT’S RIGHT, MINOOKA, ILLINOIS, MY GRANDFATHER WAS THE MAYOR AND MY WHOLE FAMILY STILL LIVES THERE.>>Stephen: WELL, EVERYBODY LOVES WE LOVE SMALL TOWNS HERE ON THE LATE SH. I EVEN DO A SEGMENT CALLED […]

The Meyers and Ashe Families Face Off in the Newlywed Game

-Welcome back to “Late Night.” It’s time for “The Newlywed Game”! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Where three couples compete to find out who knows each other best. Let’s meet our contestants. She’s a retired schoolteacher, and he will tell you the same story twice in one night. [ Laughter ] Please welcome Seth’s […]

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