STAR TRIP – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

We need to figure out a way to kill that monster and prevent it from getting into orbit Otherwise, it could endanger the whole universe Captain, I have already prepared a plan that is quite logical Oh I know! Quick question; in this very logical plan, are there any parts where you’re still alive and […]

EYESIGHT – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

Ok, guys, it’s been like five months and now we have the second intergalactic threat this year. So, those who are going this time are… the Russian girl, Indian boy… Hispanic girl, black dude, Chinese guy and to lead… okay… Lieutenant? Maybe I could go too… Mmm don’t think so. Last time it didn’t work […]

Ultron VS Sigma (Marvel VS Capcom) | DEATH BATTLE!

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STUFF – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

After the surprise attack from Dr. Fate, our group of superheroes are in a complicated situation, where apparently only Stuff can save them Stuff! You need to hold the jet! Stuff is trying, but it’s too heavy! Stuff is starting to get sleepy No Stuff! No sleep now! You have to keep being the Stuff! […]

CROSSOVER – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

Good morning everyone I called you all here today because inevitably we will meet at some point and it seems like we’ll kick our butts and beat the shit out of each other for no apparent reason And that will probably happen today precisely because of this meeting No no we’re having this meeting so […]

THE NUCLEAR POWER MAN – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

Good heavens I’m late again already Rachel won’t forgive me this time. I’m always late for our appointments That’s my biggest flaw and the cause of all of our fights with no real conflict. Oh No, the radiation rates appearing on the monitors are quickly increasing I need to cool down the power plant before […]

THE FABULOUS TARANTULA-MAN – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

Thank You Tarantula Man! Is this the 20th time you’ve saved me this month? Yeah, 21 if you count that time I saved that ship that you were on This month was busy right? Tarantula man, I need to tell you something, but I think it’s kind of obvious I’m completely in love with a […]

WEAPON Z – SOCIETY OF VIRTUE

Mr. governor, we have finally created a supreme weapon for the government The weapon Z! A very powerful modified mutant that will work for us and totally against his will Against his will? We use advanced methods of persuasion and mind control to ensure this Right, and how does that work? We basically spend the […]

Ghost Rider VS Lobo (Marvel VS DC) | DEATH BATTLE!

Wiz: Have you tried 23andme? It can tell you all about your ancestors, genetic information, health and traits. Boomstick: It’s super easy and the results are legit. You can find out all sorts of good little secrets about yourself Wiz: 23andme reports do not diagnose disease or describe overall likelihood of developing any disease. 23andme […]

Black Widow VS Widowmaker (Marvel VS Overwatch) | DEATH BATTLE!

Chad: Today we’ve got data on basically everything we want to learn about and with 23andMe this includes your own DNA. Ben: With over 125 generic reports 23andMe can give you insight about your health, traits, ancestry and so much more. Chad: Have you been running late in the morning? Because you’re accidentally sleeping in. […]