Against Ancestry

You know that show Who Do You Think You Are? It’s very popular, and will always get renewed. I’m sure it’s pretty interesting, but I can’t bring myself to watch it, because they always give away the answer in the episode’s title. But the gist is: Someone more famous than you researches their ancestors, and […]

Surnames Are Garbage, And Here’s Why

Hey, do you take pride in your surname? Uh I guess so. You do? Oh, well, it’s great to hear you respect your father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father’s father so much. You may have noticed my surname is the word Surname. Shit, I shouldn’t dox myself. […]