The Entertainment 2: Assisted Living Community

The Entertainment 2: Assisted Living Community


♪♪>>ARE YOU READY TO ROCK? WE ARE SO SO STOKED TO BE HERE. THIS IS OUR FIRST TIME PLAYING AT AN ASSISTED LIVING COMMUNITY. THOSE OF YOU WITH OSTEOPOROSIS SHOULD LEAVE AS THE SOUND MAY LITERALLY EXPLODE YOUR BONES. WE ARE FIRE AND BRIMTONES AND WE WANT TO THANK- WE WANT TO THANK MY COUSIN PETE FOR GETTING US THIS GIG. YOU ROCK PETEY. ALL RIGHT, WE’RE GOING TO START IN WITH A SONG THAT’S SURE TO KNOCK YOUR COMPRESSION SOCKS OFF. IT’S CALLED, “THE REAPER IS KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR.” [TAPS] ♪♪ IT’S TIME TO DIE ♪ ♪ AND THERE IS- ♪ OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. OKAY. HE’S SAYS WE GOT TO PLAY A DIFFERENT SONG. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN ALEX, BUT NO, YOU WANTED TO OPEN WITH THE REAPER.>>WELL, WHY CAN’T WE PLAY THE SONG?>>OH, ‘CAUSE ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE ON THE BRINK OF DEATH.>>YEAH, I THOUGHT THEY COULD RELATE.>>PETE, I’M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY, EXCEPT FOR THE PART THAT WAS ALEX’S FAULT, WHICH IS ALL OF IT. OKAY, WE’RE GOING TO MOVE ON TO ANOTHER SONG THAT’S A LITTLE MORE SENSITIVE TOWARDS OUR AUDIENCE. IT’S CALLED, “I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP.” ♪♪ ♪♪ WRINKLY LIPS AND ♪ ♪ SHATTERED HIPS- ♪♪ OH, OKAY, HOLD ON. PETE, COME OFF IT MAN! THE SONG IS A METAPHOR. IT’S NOT ACTUALLY ABOUT FALLING DOWN!>>YEAH! IT’S ABOUT LOSING TOUCH WITH YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.>>OKAY, APPARENTLY THAT’S STILL NOT OKAY. UM, VERY WELL, I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR NOW. HOW ABOUT A LOVE BALLAD? WE’LL SLOW IT DOWN. A SONG WE WROTE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU ALL. IT’S CALLED, “IS THAT YOUR FACE OR A SUN DRIED TOMATO?” ♪♪ ♪♪ WHEN I LOOK AT ♪ ♪ YOU IT’S LIKE UGH- ♪♪ PETE! COME OFF IT MAN! LOOK AT THEIR FACES AND TELL ME THEY CAN’T CONNECT WITH A SONG LIKE THAT? WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR THAT SONG SIR? MISS? WHAT GENDER AM I LOOKING AT?>>OH, THAT’S A MAN.>>ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. PETE, I’M JUST GOING TO SAY IT, I FEEL LIKE OUR HANDS ARE BEING CREATIVELY TIED.>>CREATIVELY TIED.>>YEAH, I FEEL LIKE YOU DON’T RESPECT US. YOU KNOW? I FEEL JUDGMENT IN YOUR EYES LIKE YOU LOOK AT US AND YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU OWN AN EXTRA CHANGE OF CLOTHES AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IT RAINS TO BATHE, BUT THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU BETTER!>>HOW ABOUT WE JUST MOVE ON. MOVE ON TO A NEW SONG ABOUT THE PROPER USAGE OF PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION?>>YES.>>AND WHY IT’S OKAY TO SHARE. OH! PETE, CAN WE NOT PLAY ONE BLOOMING SONG, MAN?>>YEAH! WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. THESE PEOPLE ARE DYING!>>OKAY, OKAY. CONFESSION TIME. CYNTHIA, LISTEN PETE, WE KNOW THAT WE’RE GOING TO GET OLD. ALL RIGHT? SO WE SING ABOUT BEING YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE IT SCARES US. IF YOU WERE ONE DAY GOING TO LOSE ALL THIS IT WOULD SCARE YOU TOO. PLEASE, GIVE US THIS ONE SONG.>>YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN PETEY? I’M GOING TO HAVE SHAVE MY HEAD AND DONATE THIS TO LOCKS FOR LOVE AND THERE’S NO ONE WHO CAN PULL THIS OFF LIKE I CAN.>>IT’S FINE. WE’LL LEAVE, EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK AN HOUR TO PUT ON THIS CHAIN MAIL.>>THIS IS MY THIRD PERM TODAY. THAT ADDS UP!>>HE SAID WE CAN PLAY ONE SONG! IF IT’S APPROPRIATE. IF IT’S APPROPRIATE. I’VE GOT JUST THE THING. MESSAGE RECEIVED. HIT IT. ♪♪>>THIS SONG IS CALLED, “RESPECTING YOUR ELDERS SO “THAT THEY’LL LEAVE YOU LOTS OF STUFF WHEN THEY’RE GONE.” ♪♪ ♪♪ HELLO GRANDMA. ♪ ♪ I JUST CAME TO SAY YOU’RE ♪ ♪ LOOKING WELL AND I BROUGHT ♪ ♪ THIS LEGALLY BINDING ♪ ♪ DOCUMENT FOR YOU TO SIGN. ♪ ♪ WHAT’S THAT? ♪ YES, ♪ ♪ IT’S POWER OF ATTORNEY. ♪ ♪ LET’S TALK ABOUT IT. ♪ ♪ WHEN I WAS YOUNG I KNEW ♪ ♪ THAT ONE DAY I WOULD GET ♪ ♪ YOUR STUFF AND I LIKED IT ♪ ♪ AND I WANTED YOUR ESTATE. ♪♪>>THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THIS SKETCH, YOUNG AND OLD. WE LOVE YOU. IT DOESN’T MATTER, YOU KNOW. IF YOU LIKED WHAT YOU SAW, SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT BELOW. YOU KNOW, ON WHERE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE FIRE AND BRIMTONES PERFORM. WE PERFORM VARIOUS PLACES, YOU KNOW, BAPTISMS, CHRISTENINGS, UM LIKE, YOU KNOW, WE’LL PLAY WHATEVER. IF YOU OWN A LEMONADE STAND AND YOU’RE LOOKING TO INCREASE BUSINESS, WE’LL PERFORM BEHIND YOU. WE’LL BRING IN TRAFFIC AND WE WILL SPLIT THE PROFITS 60/40. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

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