The Jojo Timeline

The Jojo Timeline


I generally don’t really start these with
a hello and more of just starting the video, because you already know what the video is
about so why not get into it. Well I’m not going to be talking much aside
from everything that’s going to be happening here so I might as well give you something
right now. This is going to be about the Jojo timeline,
everything that happened Phantom Blood to Stone Ocean. So parts come before others when it comes
to time. Also, if you guys didn’t know what Circa
meant, it means roughly or around. For example, “Attila the Hun was born circa
406–453.” Alright, get it? Got it? Good. Circa 100,000 B.C. You have the birth of Kars, antagonist of
Battle Tendency and leader of the remaining 3 Pillar Men. Circa 90,000 B.C. One of the four Pillar Men and Kars’ right
hand man, Esidisi was born. Circa 50,000 B.C. A meteorite crashes on Earth, found in Greenland. This meteorite is where the arrows come from. Circa 10,000 B.C. Another one of the four Pillar Men, known
for blowing you away. Wamuu is born. Circa 8,000 B.C. The Scooby-Doo of the Pillar Men is born. Cause you know, Kars called hi a dog. Around that time, Kars creates the Stone Masks. The other Pillar Men or well Pillar People
of that time fear what Kars is doing so they try to kill him. That completely fails and Kars and Esidisi
kill the whole race except two infants. Those infants being Wamuu and Satana. Circa 3,000 B.C. The Pillar Men begin their search of the Red
Stone of Aja. Around this, the origins of Hamon had began. Around this time also, Satana was left in
Mexico. The original home of the Pillar Men. Reason behind that is in my description of
Santana’s birth. He was nothing but a guard dog to Kars, so
he was left alone. Circa 50 B.C. The Pillar Men begin their 2,000 year slumber,
after believing they had destroyed the Hamon clan. Now we get to A.D., finally. In the year 39, the Hell Climb Pillar was
created to revive Hamon. In the 12th century, there was a rise of the
Aztec tribe that began using the Stone Mask with sacrifices and all that. The place that seemed like it was Kars’,
was built by Albrecht Gessler a Habsburg bailiff. Habsburg being one of the most influential
royal houses of Europe. The place was before Gessler was defeated
by William Tell. Araki really does go into history. I learned more with Jojo in history than actual
history class. Probably because it involves vampires, fighting
spirits, and cyborg nazi’s. Circa 1480, Caravan Serai creates the sword
that the stand Anubis was bound to. Around that, Caravan dies and leaves Anubis
without any user. So the stand being passed to the next guy
begins. Circa 1565, Mary Stuart and her knights Tarkus
and Bruford are killed. Circa 1783, Mikitaka is born, or well that’s
what he says at least. I’m on the side that he’s actually a human
with an odd stand. But I believe that aliens are possible in
Jojo so who knows, maybe he is an alien. 1827, the father of the devil is born. Dario Brando. 1838, William Zeppeli was born. Jeez, he’s actually pretty old. 1858, Zeppeli’s father wears the Stone Mask
and transforms into a vampire. He murdered the 58 members of his archaeological
university group. Except Zeppeli. 1860, Zeppeli meets the hamon doctor and it
leads to him going to Tonpetty to become an apprentice. October 16, 1863. Robert E.O. Speedwagon is born. Appreciate speedwagon, be like speedwagon. Straizo is also born this year. This is also the year that Zeppeli learns
about his fate in the future. 1867, the plot pusher, lady killer, and a
god to many is born. William Goodenough, sometimes he never felt
like he was. No wait, typo. Dio Brando is born. April 4, 1868. A man that was ahead of his time and deserved
to live a better life was born. Jonathan Joestar, god bless his soul. Erina is also born in the same year. This is also the same year where Mary Joestar
buys the Stone Mask and dies in a carriage accident where Dario Brando tries to steal
some stuff, but instead “he’s a hero” and now George Joestar is in debt to him. Dire and Zeppeli become great friends here
too. And Dario gets out of jail because of George
Joestar and him being complete scum and has a possibility of passing that down to his
kid just flies right over George’s head. So much trust for no reason, what a Joestar. George buys Jonathan a dog when Jonathan is
5. Not getting along at first, but Danny saves
Jonathan from drowning in a river and they become the best of friends…. *Sigh* I hate Dio so much in Phantom Blood. 1880, Phantom Blood begins. *Slow clap*. Let’s get this sad story started. Starting off in Phantom Blood, you get the
death of Dario Brando. Thank god, but now now this is where the Joestar
life takes a turn. 1881, Jonathan meets Erina by getting mollywhopped
in front of her and her not running away.. Why do you not run away, he’s getting beat
up. It’s either you join in or dip out. Dio is adopted by George Joestar, f**king
amazing. (Switch click sound)
Erina moves to India because of her father, and you get the death of the best character
in Jojo. Danny Joestar. Oh yeah you get a lot of these. (Jonathan Vs. Dio fights.) 1888…. This is the start of Jojo showing you how
long it is. So let’s try to hit these back to back. Jonathan reads Dario’s letter, Dio and him
tussle, Jonathan goes to Ogre Street, meets Speedwagon and his gang and now they’re
possed (paus-eid) up. Jack the Ripper becomes a famous murderer. Dio becomes a vampire, George Joestar dies
by jumping in the way and the Police not shooting Dio fast enough, the policemen die too, and
Joestar Manor is lit all the way up by the fight between Dio and Jonathan. 4 days later, Jonathan and Erina look at each
other for a really long time and Speedwagon withdraws coolly. Wang Chan becomes a zombie and Dio escapes
the ashes of the Joestar’s manor. (They didn’t include it in the anime.) Dio changes Jack the Ripper into a zombie
and now he works for him. Jonathan meets Zeppeli in that morning and
starts to learn Hamon. After a week, Jonathan learns the Zoom punch. Another week later, Wang Chan gets folded
like an omelette. (They also didn’t include this in the anime.) December 1st, Jack the Ripper dies to the
beat of Jonathan’s blood. In ONE night, Zeppeli dies, Bruford dies,
Tarkus dies, Doobie dies, Dire dies, and Dio’s original body is burned up by Hamon. Oh yeah, you also have one of the best moments
in Jojo happen, which was Jonathan’s sunlight yellow overdrive. Somewhere in December a baby is born, that
baby is Lisa Lisa. 1889. February 2nd, Jonathan and Erina get married. February 3rd, Jonathan and Erina go to America
to celebrate their honeymoon. February 7th, Jonathan Joestar. I’m not crying, you are. Shut up. February 9h, Erina and Lisa Lisa are saved. Later on, Speedwagon, Straizo, Erina, and
Lisa Lisa take this picure. George Joestar is also born. 1910, Speedwagon makes the Speedwagon Foundation. May 13th, 1918. Mario Zeppeli laid an egg and had a son named
Caesar. Yeah, I’m prety sure that’s how that works. September 27th, 1920. Joseph Joestar is born in London. 1921, Joseph’s dad George dies and his mom
Lisa Lisa kills the zombie that killed George and disappears with the help of the Speedwagon
foundation. Joseph had both parents for a year, and then
boom they’re gone like that. Appreciate what you guys have guys, it could
be gone in an instant. 1928, Mario Zeppeli dips out on his family
including 10 year old Caesar. You see what I said Caesar, in an instant. Circa 1933, Joseph age 13 saves Speedwagon
with the power of breathing. 1933, the nazi’s find the Pillar Men in
Rome. Circa 1934, Dragon’s Dream user Kenzou is
born. 1935, Mario Zeppeli is absorbed by Kars because
of Caesar. Caesar I said appreciate not get him killed. God man. 1938… Another year of a lot of things happening,
let’s get it. Joseph and Erina move from London to New York. Battle Tendency begins. Straizo becomes really emo and kills some
Speedwagon employees and almost kills Speedwagon. Joseph meets Smokey, a character we never
see after Battle Tendency. Joseph and Erina find out that Straizo had
killed a lot of people and supposedly Speedwagon and Straizo comes for Joseph. Joseph pulls up with a Tommy from nowhere
and busts all over Straizo and then Hamon stuff and kills Straizo. Santana wakes up from a really long nap. (Clip of Santana shooting people.) The beginning of Stroheim. (Explodes) The end of Stroheim. Santana is beat by Joseph and is being set
to Speedwagon’s HQ to be studied under UV lights. We never get any info about Pillar Men about
that, HMMMMMM?? 1939, January 30th. The beginning of the rebirth of Hamon Vs.
the Pillar Men and Mark. The end of Mark and Caesar also gets folded. Joseph gets engaged to two giant men and has
33 days to get ready for the wedding. 2 days later, Joseph meets his mom that isn’t
his mom yet. (31 Days left)
A Day later they start climbing the “Hell Climb Pillar”. (30 Days left)
4 Days later they finally get out, how they didn’t starve down there astounds me. I’m guessing that Hamon works with photosynthesis
too if they don’t need to eat that often. (26 days left). 61 hours later they start training with Loggins
and Messina for 3 weeks, you will forget about these guys. (24 days left). 7 Days left, Caesar and Joseph find out the
Lisa Lisa has the Red Stone of Aja. (It was different in the manga). Yeah let me just zip by these because there’s
a lot. The next day. Esidisi dies, but he sends the Stone to Kars. Hamon gang leaves to Italy but gets confronted
by Nazi’s. Kars finds Nazi’s and kills Nazi’s except
one, Stroheim is alive. He’s a cyborg now. The next day, Caesar dies to Wamuu because
he was cocky. There’s no sugar coating that, there was
many ways to kill Wamuu and Caesar picked the dumb one. The next day after that, Joseph and Wamuu
participate in the Greece Ball Run and have a race around a colosseum while trying to
kill each other. Wamuu and Joseph play rock, paper, scissors. Wamuu picks air scissors and Joseph uses fire
and the spirit of a dead friend. Wamuu dies. Kars Vs. Lisa Lisa. Kars uses shadow clone jutsu and cheats because
they were playing tag and Lisa Lisa was it. Kars strums Lisa Lisa’s legs like an electric
guitar, while those haven’t even been created yet. Kars becomes the Ultimate Lifeform and it’s
Ultimate Kars Vs. Joseph. So what do they do? Play rock, paper, scissors. Kars picks scissors and Joseph doesn’t pick
because he thought he already won. Scissor wins. Kars picks endless supply of power and Joseph
picks rock. *Kars floating through space*
Rock wins. Joseph remarries with some girl named Suzi
Q since both of his fiances are dead. 1942. I know, a lot happened 1938 through 1939. But this year, Holy Joestar is born. Isn’t that great? 1943, Stroheim dies on the Stalingrad Front. Well.. Circa 1945, Josuke’s grandfather Ryohei
is born. 1948, Lisa Lisa remarries and Erina dies in
1950. Speedwagon dies 2 years later in 1952. 1957, Daniel J. D’Arby is born. Circa 1962, Josuke’s mom Tomoko is born. 1964, Anjuro is born in Morioh. 1965, Diavolo’s mom is sentenced to jail
for 10 years in an all-female prison. In the same year, Jean Pierre Polnareff is
born in France. 1966, the killer of queens is born. Yoshikage Kira. In the summer of 1967, Diavolo is born. In an all-female prison. You tell me what doesn’t add up. Holy and Jotaro’s dad that we literally
never see get married also. Circa 1967, Reimi Suigmoto is born. Green Day’s user Cioccolata is also born
this year. (Chocolata)
January 5th, 1968. Telence T. D’Arby is born. Oh and in 1969, Kenzou kills 34 people. That’s a big old whoops. Now guys, there’s a lot more. We have parts 3 through 6 left basically. I could go over more but this is a pretty
good stopping point for now. Since we went from 100,000 B.C. to 1969, so
that’s a lot of time. If you guys want to keep going with the timeline,
make sure you show the support for it. Because likes and comments for a specific
thing video let’s me know you guys like said type of video and I don’t drop it. But hopefully you guys are informed. I didn’t include the 77 rings stuff from
Phantom Blood because I wasn’t sure if you guys knew what that was or even wanted to
know about it. I’ll leave a poll for you guys to know what’s
your thoughts on making a separate video on the 77 rings. I’ll see you guys in the next one though. Until then! Peace Out and God Speed.

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